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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Well, we might have known that the day after posting a story praising the police, we'd come across one showing them in a different light entirely. This sad and silly tale was contributed by S**** P******** - our thanks to him.
 

 
Mr Steven Booth works nights, delivering fruit and veg in Bolton to support himself, his wife and his child. As you can imagine, the job does not pay a great deal, but he gets by. Because of the time his shift starts - about 2.30 a.m. - he has a car to get to and from his workplace.
 
One morning, driving to work in his fully-insured and legal car, he was stopped by the police. The car had shown up as uninsured in an APNR check. This is a system where number plates are mechanically read and checked against a national database. For some reason the system made an error, and Steven's car came up as illegally driven with no insurance.
 
So Steven was turfed out on the pavement and had to leave his car and make his way to work by other means while the police arranged for his car to be towed away to the local pound. He insisted that he was insured, and told them who with, but they would have none of it - they were, in Steven's own words, "unbelievable". They said that he might have stopped the payments, in which case he would be charged with deception as well. So his car was to be towed away and that was that.
 
Later that day his wife took the AA Insurance Certificate to the police station. She was given a form to reclaim the car from the pound which was of course run independently by a local firm. They, however, wanted £105 before they would release the car, and said the price would go up £12 for every day it remained there.
 
Naturally, Steven refused. He couldn't spare £105 just like that - let's face it, there are plenty of people even in this day and age who just don't have £105 lying about. Besides, he had done nothing wrong, so why should he? If he had been able and willing to pay up his family wouldn't eat that week, and he also knew that it would take heaven knew how long to get the money refunded while it earned interest for someone else.
 
So the car was crushed.
 
A spokesman for the Car Pound claimed he had signed a disposal notice, but he insisted he hadn't - "'I have not signed anything" he said.
 
Ian Crowder of the AA confirmed that Mr Booth was indeed fully insured, and added "We think the police are behaving in a cavalier fashion. As far as we can tell, he is not in the wrong and he and his family have lost out. We shall be investigating the case."
 
The police, however, defended their decision. The database they use is kept up-to-date by the insurance companies, and it said he wasn't insured. They "only have to believe that an offence has been committed," they said. "Officers should not, however, rely entirely on the database to constitute reasonable belief. The insured driver of the car in question signed a document on 8th January advising the company in question to dispose of the vehicle. GMP received no request for reimbursement following the seizure of his car."
 
This very sad and annoying story brings up a few interesting points …
 
• First, the police play no part in the upkeep of the database, but they use it anyway
 
• Second, this is what is wrong with Tony Bliar's obsessive surveillance: one error and you're stuffed. It's reported in the papers today that already the NHS database has lost thousands of vital medical records. If a database containing simple information like "is this car taxed?" and "is this car insured?" can produce stupid results, imagine the chaos and injustices that will ensue when the government forces us all to carry ID cards with all our personal and private information entered in a national database!
 
• Third, why were the police so rude to Mr Booth? Why did they refuse to take him at his word? When he didn't just roll over and say "Yes, guv, it's a fair cop, you got me bang to rights!" they threatened him with a charge of deception. It's an offence now to claim you're innocent? Nice.
 
• Fourth, why did Mr Booth have to pay up when he had committed no offence and his car was taken - some might say, "stolen" - in error? And why, when once again he had the temerity to assert his innocence, did they take their revenge by crushing his car?
 

 
The GOS says: And please don't tell us all about the 2 million drivers who are on the road untaxed and uninsured. We know about them - you probably read it here first. The fact that lots of people do something wrong doesn't give the police carte blanche. It doesn't absolve them from their responsibility to make sure they've got their facts right. It doesn't release them from their obligation to behave with courtesy towards members of the public. And when private companies act as contractors and run parking schemes and car pounds, they are acting on behalf of the authorities and should feel themselves bound to same obligations of fairness and good manners.
 
Arguing that any measures are justified if the problem is really difficult, is the refuge of the thick, the second-rate and the jobsworth. As William Pitt said, "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves."
 
It's also the justification of the terminally stupid, and sadly it's becoming more prevalent these days, when in a supposedly educated and informed society it should be dying away. Rape is terrible and it happens all too often - but does that make all men rapists? Child abuse too - but does that mean all adults must be suspected and children taught to avoid them? A few lamebrains sniff glue and make themselves ill, but does why does that mean respectable old buffers like me have to be prevented from buying stuff in B&Q? Once upon a time some bearded lunatic left a little bomb in a waste-paper bin, but does that automatically mean every railway station in the country should be covered in litter because there's nowhere to throw anything away? A few people drop their chips and fag-packets in the street, but does that automatically mean that council officials should be hounding little old ladies because the high point of their day is feeding the pigeons in the park?
 
Look, common sense, right …. it's …
 
Oh, sod it. I give up.

 

 

 
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